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PM version 4.0 is Obsolete by 43Indera

Dear Tiger Tech,
My PM version 4.0 which supports my computer system is already obsolete. This application was installed in many MSIA PC by the vendor in 1981. My troubleshooting scanner shows that PM 4.0 takes a lot of space and corrupted valuable resources. I cannot uninstall PM 4.0 since attempts to uninstall and delete it triggered a viral outbreak. FYI, my PM 4.0 is infected with KKN.exe virus that originates from the manufacturer of the product itself, BNsoft. BNsoft is the same company that ships the unreliable Umno 4.6, McaNT (No Thankyou), and MICintosh. The virus spreads itself from one file to another causing certain infected programs terminate abnormally, write incorrect information into documents, alters the directory information, and launch annoying sounds when I run any multimedia packages. Worse still, the infected PM 4.0 monitors all other system activities. If I launch the cutting-edge Justice Demo 9.9, the system will consider that my PC is running an illegal operation. Even worse, applications such as Freedom 3.0
and Rights 3.0 are zipped by default. What should I do?

Sincerely Yours,
Cannot Tahan Anymore

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Dear Cannot Tahan Anymore,

We hope you have a different name in your IC. BUT, on a serious note, have no fear, we are here. Yes, our lab report also shows that PM 4.0 is obsolete, infected with KKN.exe virus and not Y2K Compliant. We uploaded 6 ReadMe files containing details about KKN.exe virus using DSAI 1.0 to our server at www.oversea.com. Users will be able to download these files soon. Whatever you do, do not upgrade your PC to PM 4.1 and PM 4.2 because they are actually clones of PM 4.0. We recommend that you install the potent BA 9.9 (Best Antivirus version 9.9). BA 9.9 integrates groundbreaking technology of PRMpro, DAPgold,Adil2000 and PASplus which will automatically uninstall the obsolete PM 4.0 and delete the KKN.exe virus from your unreliable old operating system. To have a more stable and user friendly platform, you need to register your BA 9.9 and download our PM 5.0 freeware. For more information, visit www.no2umno.org.my. Upgrade now! If you don’t do this your MSIA PC will crash !

Truly Yours,
Tiger Tech.
A MSC Company


JALAN KE MAHLIGAI Posted by Udang Kerpan42
Untuk memastikan bosnya tidak murka, menteri tol & kerjaraya, Mr. Samy Belu telah memeriksa sendiri jalanraya menuju ke mahligai Dr. M. Dia sungguh terperanjat kerana satu papan tanda melintang di tengah jalan di km 1 Persiaran Perdana. Dia memindahkan papan tanda itu ke tepi jalan sambil merungut, "Ayoyo, mana orang bodoh sudah halang ini jalan."
Setibanya di rumah, Mr. Samy dengan bongkaknya menceritakan kepada rakan-rakannya tentang pengorbannya kepada Dr.M. Tiba-tiba telefon bimbitnya berbunyi. Mr. Samy pasti Dr. M ingin mengucapkan terimakasih. Belum sempat Mr. samy berkata hello, Dr. M membentak, "Hoi Samy! Aku mahu hang suruh JKR letak papan tanda awas kat Persiaran Perdana. Abis jahanam Roll Royce aku
masuk lubang kat tengah jalan ni! Mana punya kontraktor bodoh hang bagi tender ni?!" Samy baru tersedar fungsi penghalang jalan itu. Dia pun menjawab panggilan itu, "Errr...Ini nombor yang anda dail tiada perkhidmatan di dalam. Terimakasih."