ROMANTIC VALENTINE SMS
Well you got nothing romantic to say this valentine? Why don't you SMS these texts to that lovely girl of yours:
1. If I followed you home would you keep me?
2. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again?
3. It's not my fault I fell in love - you tripped me
4. Are those space pants? 'Cos your arse is out of this world
5. You might call it stalking - I prefer "romantic persistence"
6. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
7. Imagine that this handset is my hand. I know you love me that's why you are holding it tight. Care to put it in your pocket?